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{
I'll play with it first and tell you what it is later.
MILES DAVIS
}
{
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
for good things to eat
for Sugar Jets, Sugar Jets
(whole toasted wheat)
ADVERTISEMENT
}
{
I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all
these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these
kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and
I wasn't tempted to buy one but I was reminded of the fact that I had been
avoiding the beach.
LUCINDA CHILDS (PHILIP GLASS: EINSTEIN ON THE BEACH)
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
HASSAN I SABBAH
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don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash.
BO DIDDLEY
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the
opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
NIELS BOHR
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Just because everything is different doesnt mean anything has changed.
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ORACLE
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The most merciful thing in the world ... is the inability of the human
mind to correlate all its contents.
H P LOVECRAFT
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Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
KEN KESEY
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Its not the size of the ship, its the size of the waves.
LITTLE RICHARD
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
SIGMUND FREUD
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When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one
Ive never tried before.
MAE WEST
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Her life was saved by rock and roll.
LOU REED
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I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate
commerce.
J EDGAR HOOVER
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Honest Officer, had I known my health stood in jeprody I would never
had lit one.
MAXIM OF THE HELLS ANGELS
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It is a rather pleasent experience to be alone in a bank at night.
WILLIE SUTTON
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Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.
BILLY ROSE
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The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.
KARL MARX

If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of
it ... it would have been much better.
KARL MARX'S MOTHER
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If you think the United States has stood still, who built the
largest shopping center in the world?
RICHARD M NIXON
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When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve
it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.
AL CAPONE
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Anything anybody can say about America is true.
EMMETT GROGAN
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Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land
in Los Angeles.
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
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If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.
SPIRO AGNEW
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If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.
RONALD REAGAN
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He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return.
SOUTH AFRICAN SAYING
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Use it up ... Wear it out.
Make it do ... Or do without.
US WORLD WAR II MESSAGE
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You can't underestimate the power of fear.
TRICIA NIXON
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The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this
incredible jailbreak.
WAVY GRAVY
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The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
BUCKMINSTER FULLER
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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
DWIGHT D EISENHOWER
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You smash it - and I'll build around it.
JOHN LENNON
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College isn't the place to go for ideas.
HELLEN KELLER
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Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns
and detective stories.
ARTHUR C CLARKE
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America, how can a write a holy litany in your silly mood?
ALLEN GINSBERG
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It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore,
I have to beat somebody.
RICHARD M NIXON
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Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearence of magic.
ARTHUR C CLARKE
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Justice is incedental to law and order.
J EDGAR HOOVER
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARX
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The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
ABBIE HOFFMAN
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Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old.
PINK FLOYD
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Here I am, fifty-eight, and I still don't know what I want to be
when I grow up.
PETER DRUCKER
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How can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
FIRESIGN THEATER
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I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
OSCAR WILDE
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We are what we pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUT, JR
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
OSCAR WILDE
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The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -
but thats the way to bet.
DAMON RUNYON
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I could prove God statistically.
GEORGE GALLUP
}{
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior
spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive
with our frail and feeble mind.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
}{
Real wealth can only increase.
R BUCKMINSTER FULLER
}{
Anyone can hate. it costs to love.
JOHN WILLIAMSON
}{
In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true
or becomes true.
JOHN LILLY
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
GRAFFITI
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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
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Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
TALLULAH BANKHEAD
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A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms.
GEORGE WALD
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don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
BURMA SHAVE
}{
It was always thus; and even if 'twere not, 'twould inevitably have been
always thus.
DEAN LATTIMER
}{
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that evern happened to Crayolas.
KEN WEAVER
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We don't know who discovered water, but we are certain it wasnt a fish.
JOHN CULKIN
}{
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
}{
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have
been from you.
}{
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
}{
I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everyone isn't
eager to hear it.
}{
Thank you for letting me criticize you unfairly; it makes me feel so
important.
}{
Seeing is believing - I wouldnt have seen it if I hadnt believed it.
}{
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find
out the truth.
}{
How kind of you to want to live my life for me.
}{
Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is.
}{
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
}{
Lest organize this thing, and take all the fun out of it.
}{
I have abandoned my search for truth, and am mow looking for a good fantasy.
}{
All I ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
}{
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
}{
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend, is that there is
nothing to compare it with.
}{
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
}{
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the
wrong direction.
}{
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task
completely overwhelm me.
}{
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you
hit the target.
}{
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence
without civilization in between.
OSCAR WILDE
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The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
ALAN COULT
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would
presumably flunk it.
STANLEY GARN
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The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls.
FATHER ROBERT F CAPON
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Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest
men in national government too.
RICHARD M NIXON
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We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
DWIGHT D EISENHOWER
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If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent revolution
inevitiable.
JOHN F KENNEDY
}{
"Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be; and if
it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it aint. Thats logic."
LEWIS CARROLL
}{
It takes a long time to understand nothing.
EDWARD DAHLBERG
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To know the world one must construct it.
CESARE PAVESE
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Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
BULLWINKLE MOOSE
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The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out.
TENESSEE WILLIAMS
}{
An object never serves the same function as its image- or its name.
RENE MAGRITTE
}{
All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard,
ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
KINGFISH
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He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
M C ESCHER
}
{
                 Success in 1% inspiration 99% perspiration.
                              --Thomas A. Edison
}
                 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
                 than a frontal lobotamy.
                              --Unknown
{
                 He who laughs last laughs hardest.
                              --Unknown
}
                 I think therefore I am.
                              --Descarte
{
                 The check is in the mail.
                              --Morey Stein
}
{
                 It must be a good thing to be good or
                 everybody wouldn't be pretending he was.
                              --Finley Peter Dunne
}
{
                 It is almost always worthwhile to
                 be cheated; people's little
                 frauds have an interest
                 which amply repays
                 what they cost us.
                              --Logan Pearsall Smith
}
{
                 Good nature is stronger
                 than tomahawks.
                              --Ralph Waldo Emerson
}
{
                 You can get much farther with a
                 kind word and a gun than you can
                 with a kind word alone.
                              --Al Capone
}
{
                 In a great business there
                 is nothing so fatal as
                 cunning management.
                              --Junius
}
{
                 Buying and selling is essentially
                 antisocial.
                              --Edward Bellamy
}
{
                 Nothing more completely baffles
                 one who is full of trick and
                 duplicity, than straightforward
                 and simple integrity in another.
                              --Charles Caleb Colton
}
{
                 "Easy to use" is easy to say.
                              --Jeff Garber
}
{
                 On a clear disk you can seek forever.
}
{
                 Always keep a record of data --
                 it indicates you've been working.
                              --Finagle's Second Law
}
{

                 I'll play with it first and tell you what it is later.
                              --Miles Davis
}
{
                 Nothing is true.  Everything is permitted.
                              --Hassan I. Sabbah
}
{
                 Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail
                 can't cash.
                              --Bo Diddley
}
{
                 The opposite of a correct statement is a false
                 statement.  But opposite of a profound truth may well
                 be another profound truth.
                              --Niels Bohr
}
{
                 Just because everything is different doesn't mean
                 anything has changed.
                              --Southern California Oracle
}
{
                 The most merciful thing in the world ... is the
                 inability of the human mind to correlate all its
                 contents.
                              --H. P. Lovecraft
}
{
                 Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
                              --Ken Kesey
}
{
                 It's not the size of the ship, its the size of the waves.
                              --Little Richard
}
{
                 I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
                              --Mae West
}
{
                 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                              --Sigmund Freud
}
{
                 When choosing between two evils I always like to take
                 the one I've never tried before.
                              --Mae West
}
{
                 Her life was saved by rock and roll.
                              --Lou Reed
}
{
                 I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to
                 act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in
                 some way obstructed interstate commerce.
                              --J. Edgar Hoover
}
{
                 Honest Officer, had I known my health stood in jepordy
                 I would never had lit one.
                              --Maxim of the Hells Angels
}
{
                 If you think the United States has stood still,
                 who built the largest shopping center in the world?
                              --Richard M. Nixon
}
{
                 College isn't the place to go for ideas.
                              --Hellen Keller
}
{
                 Any smoothly functioning technology will have
                 the appearence of magic.
                              --Arthur C. Clarke
}
{
                 Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
                              --Groucho Marx
}
{
                 The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
                              --Abbie Hoffman
}
                 Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old.
                              --Pink Floyd
}
{
                 I think that God in creating man somewhat
                 overestimated his ability.
                              --Oscar Wilde
}
{
                 We are what we pretend to be.
                              --Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
}
{
                 We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking
                 at the stars.
                              --Oscar Wilde
}
{
                 The race is not always to the swift,
                 nor the battle to the strong -
                 but that's the way to bet.
                              --Damon Runyon
}
{
                 I could prove God statistically.
                              --George Gallup
}
{
                 My religion consists of a humble
                 admiration of the illimitable superior
                 spirit who reveals himself in the slight
                 details we are able to perceive
                 with our frail and feeble mind.
                              --Albert Einstein
}
{
                 Real wealth can only increase.
                                R. Buckminster Fuller
}
{
                 Anyone can hate.  it costs to love.
                              --John Williamson
}
{
                 In the province of the mind, what one believes
                 to be true either is true or becomes true.
                              --John Lilly
}
{
                 Time is an illusion perpetrated
                 by the manufacturers of space.
}
{
                 The most incomprehensible thing about
                 the world is that it is comprehensible.
                              --Albert Einstein
}
{
                 Nobody can be exactly like me.
                 Even I have trouble doing it.
                              --Tallulah Bankhead
}
{
                 A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms.
                              --George Wald
}
{
                 Don't lose
                 Your head
                 To gain a minute
                 You need your head
                 Your brains are in it.
                              --Burma Shave
}
{
                 Burnt Sienna.
                 That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
                              --Ken Weaver
}
{
                 We dont know who discovered water,
                 but we are certain it wasn't a fish.
                              --John Culkin
}
{
                 Try to be the best of what you are,
                 even if what you are is no good.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}
{
                 I waited and waited, and when no message came,
                 I knew it must have been from you.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}
{
                 Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely
                 sure I'll never find out the truth.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}
{
                 Please don't ask me what the score is,
                 I'm not even sure what the game is.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}
{
                 I either want less corruption,
                 or more chance to participate in it.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}
{
                 If you can't learn to do it well,
                 learn to enjoy doing it badly.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}
{
                 I don't have any solution, but I
                 certainly admire the problem.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}
{
                 Maybe Im lucky to be going so slowly,
                 because I may be going in the wrong direction.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}
{
                 By doing just a little every day, I can
                 gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
                              --Ashleigh Brilliant
}